June 15, 2009

Success is mine! (in evil Stewie Griffin voice)

Learning to breathe…the right way.

This week’s post will be one FULL of medical information about a process so significant, yet so elementary, I do not know why there wasn’t a greater emphasis on it during our early childhood.
In just one week, I have incredible news. In just week, after exercises in heavy breathing, meditation, thought/stress/anxiety tracking, and problem-solving, I have reduced the majority of my symptoms more than 75%. I have not changed my diet at all. Now, I don’t want to jump the gun and say, “I AM HEALED”, as it has only been a week, but I am feeling real good. Was this entire disorder a mental manifestation? Who knows, but what I do know is that a little bit of self-help goes a long way.

Chest Breathing vs. Diaphragmatic Breathing. (Note: Much of this information taken from the book, Controlling IBS: The Drug Free Way)

Chest breathing stimulates a network of nerves that controls your heart, stomach and intestines. An important job of this part of the nervous system is to regulate digestion and the muscle contractions that eliminate solid waste. So when you breathe from your chest, it activates the parts of your nervous system that produce many uncomfortable sensations experienced during periods of stress. Chest breathing also supplies the muscles with more oxygen to fuel the cells in the body, preparing you to fight or flee.

When psychological stress activates the fight-or-flight response, problems arise: Because you aren’t fleeing or fighting, there’s no outlet for the surge of physical tension, so activation the fight-or-flight response during a stressful situation is a bit like pressing one foot on the accelerator and the other on the brake at the same time. Your body, like your car, revs up. Revving up your body like this can disrupt the delicate balance between oxygen and carbon dioxide that your body needs to stay on an even keel.

Chest breathing also makes it hard to draw air into the lowest part of the lungs, where there’s a concentration of small blood vessels that carry oxygen to the cells. With these blood vessels on the sidelines, chest breathing can make you feel tense and out of breath.

Doesn’t the above description seem like the absolute worst way to breathe? YES.
Now, on to the right way to breathe, the diaphragmatic way. I say breathe yourself to a new life.

Background-most people have an idea of how this works. Diaphragmatic breathing relies on a dome-shaped muscle beneath the ribs called the diaphragm. When you breathe in, the diaphragm moves down and the lungs expand with air, drawing in oxygen. As you breathe out, the diaphragm moves up, and the lungs contract, expelling air.

Diaphragmatic breathing activates the part of the nervous system that puts a brake on the fight-or-flight response. It’s impossible to be physically relaxed and stressed at the same time, so that controlling your breathing patterns you override the physical part of stress that can aggravate bowel symptoms. With diaphragmatic breathing, there’s a good mix of oxygen coming into the lungs and carbon dioxide coming out, and the fight-or-flight system comes to a screeching halt. Diaphragmatic breathing also releases the body’s own painkillers (called endorphins), so you’ll feel more comfortable.

Did you guys just read that? Our body releases its own painkillers…what??? AWESOME!!! I don’t think I have to go into further explanation about the importance, or rather large significance that the correct way of breathing offers all of us; it just makes so much sense. When I spoke of heavy breathing earlier, I mean something as simple as taking just 10 minutes out of your busy day, finding some privacy, getting comfortable in a chair or if possible, lying down, and doing the following:

1. Close your eyes.
2. Count one as you breathe in, and say relax as you breathe out.
3. As you breathe in, your belly should push out; as your breathe out, draw your belly in. Keep your chest still throughout.
4. Focus your attention on the number or relaxing word without letting other thoughts cross your mind. (Thoughts will obviously constantly pop into and out of your mind, and when they do, just gently push them away and get back to the practice).
5. Maintain a comfortable rate of breathing that is even and smooth.
6. Count up to 10 and repeat.
7. Practice two to three times daily for at least 10 minutes.

Slow deep breathing like this is very good for you, lowering your blood pressure and heart rate, increasing the supply of blood and oxygen to the heart and brain, and resetting the balance of brain and body. These physical changes in turn produce a variety of positive psychological effects such as reduced worry and anxiety, as well as improvements in your emotional well-being.

There are many other types of methods and strategies to use, this was one of the easiest. In this crazy world we live in, we all need to take a step back from life, and take a few deep breathes. Trust me, it does work, and it does wonders for your mental health, and in turn for me, it does wonders to my physical health as well.

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June 12, 2009
Thanks Ma!

Some moms like to send food
Others send clothes of all types
JTLs’ mom sends Vineyard Vines
My mom sends me Baby Wipes.

Ladies and Germs,  I am pleased to report a significant change over the past week.  A full report on the importance and significance of diaphragmatic breathing is expected to be released on Sunday.

Thanks Ma!

Some moms like to send food
Others send clothes of all types
JTLs’ mom sends Vineyard Vines
My mom sends me Baby Wipes.

Ladies and Germs, I am pleased to report a significant change over the past week. A full report on the importance and significance of diaphragmatic breathing is expected to be released on Sunday.

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June 3, 2009
The Costa Rican Paradise- My bowels agree.

I returned 2 days ago from quite possibly the greatest trip I have taken thus far in my 27 years of living.  Myself, and 17 other men embarked on a journey to Jaco Beach, Costa Rica, for the bachelor party of my best friend, JCR, where we stayed at the above Casa Ponte.  Just look above, is that not a picture of paradise?  If you don’t think so, email me and tell me your idea of paradise, we’ll compare and I bet I’ll come up on top.  To ensure privacy, I am not disclosing details of our trip, but instead I will disclose a quick detail of what my bowels thought of this trip.  This 4 day party was another point of evidence that shows that no matter what I ingest into my body, if my mind is in a comfortable place, I will feel good, and my gut will feel good.  As I said, not getting into details, but of the 4 days I was down in CR, I frequented the bathroom just twice, and had a pleasurable experience both times.  It wasn’t until I was waiting for 3 hours at Miami International for our midnight flight to New York, that my bowels did a 180 and made me run to the bathroom (Yes, I do “Carry On” baby wipes).  

If you’re interested in a wet ‘n’ wild vacation, Jaco Beach is filled with surfing, fishing, zip lining, Imperial, ladies, Imperial, and more ladies.  It is a beautiful place that offers much to do, and our guide couldn’t have offered a bunch of guys a better experience.  Here is a link to his website, www.hookedoncostarica.com.  His name is Capt. Josh Foster, and what he did for us was unimaginable.  

Now, on to fixing this irritable colon.  Much to my surprise, I received a comment a week ago from the author of the book I mentioned in my last post.  I spent two hours last night writing up Excel spreadsheets, ranging from Daily Stress/Thought, Relaxation Training, to a Decatastrophizing worksheet- I can’t wait to dive into that one. I figure it will take at least a week for my gut to return to “some” mode of normality, especially since the change from a liquid to a solid food diet is a drastic one, so I plan on beginning this new therapy on Monday- no ifs, ends or buts.  For now, I am in a detox and recovery stage. Stay tuned…

The Costa Rican Paradise- My bowels agree.

I returned 2 days ago from quite possibly the greatest trip I have taken thus far in my 27 years of living. Myself, and 17 other men embarked on a journey to Jaco Beach, Costa Rica, for the bachelor party of my best friend, JCR, where we stayed at the above Casa Ponte. Just look above, is that not a picture of paradise? If you don’t think so, email me and tell me your idea of paradise, we’ll compare and I bet I’ll come up on top. To ensure privacy, I am not disclosing details of our trip, but instead I will disclose a quick detail of what my bowels thought of this trip. This 4 day party was another point of evidence that shows that no matter what I ingest into my body, if my mind is in a comfortable place, I will feel good, and my gut will feel good. As I said, not getting into details, but of the 4 days I was down in CR, I frequented the bathroom just twice, and had a pleasurable experience both times. It wasn’t until I was waiting for 3 hours at Miami International for our midnight flight to New York, that my bowels did a 180 and made me run to the bathroom (Yes, I do “Carry On” baby wipes).

If you’re interested in a wet ‘n’ wild vacation, Jaco Beach is filled with surfing, fishing, zip lining, Imperial, ladies, Imperial, and more ladies. It is a beautiful place that offers much to do, and our guide couldn’t have offered a bunch of guys a better experience. Here is a link to his website, www.hookedoncostarica.com. His name is Capt. Josh Foster, and what he did for us was unimaginable.

Now, on to fixing this irritable colon. Much to my surprise, I received a comment a week ago from the author of the book I mentioned in my last post. I spent two hours last night writing up Excel spreadsheets, ranging from Daily Stress/Thought, Relaxation Training, to a Decatastrophizing worksheet- I can’t wait to dive into that one. I figure it will take at least a week for my gut to return to “some” mode of normality, especially since the change from a liquid to a solid food diet is a drastic one, so I plan on beginning this new therapy on Monday- no ifs, ends or buts. For now, I am in a detox and recovery stage. Stay tuned…

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May 8, 2009
CONFESSIONS FROM THE JOHN

Friday, May 8th-  This past week has been one of discouragement, anger and sadness, but also one filled with the potential of hope.  I must have ate over 20 bananas this week, and I went to bad last night with straight up hunger pains.  I now prepare for the weekend, and a debaucherous night on the town filled with boxing and steaks. Everyone enjoy their weekends, and  LETS GO METS!!!

CONFESSIONS FROM THE JOHN

Friday, May 8th- This past week has been one of discouragement, anger and sadness, but also one filled with the potential of hope. I must have ate over 20 bananas this week, and I went to bad last night with straight up hunger pains. I now prepare for the weekend, and a debaucherous night on the town filled with boxing and steaks. Everyone enjoy their weekends, and LETS GO METS!!!

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May 6, 2009

I sit here, in pain and discouraged...

On the day of my Mother’s birth, I sit here, in pain and discouraged, and ask myself, “how could she have birthed me with such an irritable colon?” Today, as of 3:30pm I have ran to the bathroom three times and waddled slowly out each time trying to reflect on the reasons why this is happening. Last week, I visited my favorite gastroenterologist, Dr. Eric Goldstein on the Upper East Side (Shout Out- thanks doc.) BUT, thanks for what??? I AM NOT GETTING ANY BETTER!!!
I recently, as in one week ago, came off a medicine used to calm my nerves. I am a highly active, high strung, animated character that wants to find some type of working method in order to alleviate some of the pains (in the ass) of this damn disorder. SAY NO TO MEDS!!! Yes, that will be my motto in the months to come. I purchased a “self help” workbook called, Controlling IBS: The Drug Free Way, written by Dr. Jeffrey M. Lackner. It claims relief from IBS using a 10-Step Plan. Why not make it a 12-Step Plan so I can use those last two steps to drink my anxiety away? Maybe that would cure this ailment. Anyways, the approach is simple, Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, which “teaches you to change the way you think about and respond to difficulties”. Yea OK Doc, let’s give it a shot. But seriously folks, I am going to give this a shot. I have never done this particular type of therapy. I have tried the hypnosis (self and group), acupuncture (self, but group could be sorta cool and interesting!), and even tried sticking things up my…wait…sorry, wrong blog. If it ain’t the food I’m eating, and if medications aren’t going to be the answer, then I MUST conquer this underlying anxiety that has entrenched itself within the walls of my gut. I say GODSPEED to me, GO GET ‘EM. Go calm your nerves and calm your gut, and tell all who want to listen about the ways of the IBS. I hope to have something positive to talk out about next time, stay tuned…

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April 23, 2009
Although sent to me as a suggestion for treatment methods, I couldn’t help but notice #2 of “The Lowdown” Section at the bottom of the page…

Although sent to me as a suggestion for treatment methods, I couldn’t help but notice #2 of “The Lowdown” Section at the bottom of the page…

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April 20, 2009
Skydiving 2009- DISCLAIMER: Skydiving may make you poop your pants.

Skydiving 2009- DISCLAIMER: Skydiving may make you poop your pants.

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April 14, 2009
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Say NO to the "TAG"

Happy Easter and Passover to all. I will make this short and sweet, like the time it takes me to get to the toilet after eating a chocolate bunny that is sweet. Does that even make sense? I LOVE chocolate, but too much of it will make me, or anyone for that matter, feel sick. Quick fact; Doctors advise to eat dark chocolate as it releases serotonin into the brain. This can supposedly help to relieve stress, and/or help your mood.

Besides the Easter holiday, this past weekend was one of another important celebration, my niece and nephews First Communion. 10 year old twins; one liked the “blood”, the other did not. I have 5 nieces and nephews, and for now, they will be referred to as “The A-Team”, and the twins, “TnT”. It was a significant event in their lives, and I was happy to be there. After the ceremony the family went out to dinner. My parents seem to think that the only place we can take a bunch of children out to dinner is the Tin Alley Grill, located on Stewart Avenue in Garden City. I can’t tell you how many times I have been there, and every time I whine like a little girl, BUT, it’s for a good purpose, I KNOW THE FOOD WILL MAKE ME SICK. I stayed away from the greasy chips and artichoke dip, and the fried mozzarella, yet I still knew the ending of this meal would not be good. To be honest, my marinated skirt steak tasted pretty good, but it must have been the sauce, as like clockwork, I had to excuse myself early and leave the restaurant. Luckily I live less than five minutes from home, and new I would be in the comfort of my own bathroom in a short amount of time. My recently “communed” nephew asked, “Why don’t you just use the bathroom here?” I replied, “I need my privacy”.

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Just make sure you pass all gas before you go live!!! And if you haven’t checked out failblog.org, please do so, some great laughs. Video courtesy of JTL, thanks buddy.

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