Pork Chops and Baby Wipes
To all friends and family, parents of infants, depends’ wearing senior citizens, do me a favor and wipe your butt with a wipe that is alcohol free. We all know that “sting” and “burn” you feel when alcohol enters a fresh, open wound, it freakn hurts! Would you like that same feeling on your bum? NO, I didn’t think so. It is as tortuous as a baby as it is as an adult.
Side Note- Don’t eat pork chops then sit through a movie.
1 year ago